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larkahncieling:

askgangsterthor:

lizcoco:

carcinogenangel:

lokis-throbbing-cock:

The hammer is my penis

thor no

pfft what?

oh my FUCKING GOD

omfg back then I had like so much swag fo real. 

The fact that this is actually canon just absolutely slays me.

thedarkned:

WHERE’S THE TRIGGER?!

kelseydivesin:

My favorite conversation ever between two people who aren’t listening to a thing the other person says.

fuckeli:

plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”

Can't Do The Hokey Pokey With Loki - The Crawdaddys

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nooby-banana:

miss-azura:

nooby-banana:

beesquid:

prince-of-mischief:

thealbinostrawberry:

“Can’t Do The Hokey Pokey With Loki”

my mom found this on a cassette today

oh my god

I’M DYING

W H A T

I VOTE THIS TO BE THE SONG FOR A MONTAGE OF LOKI AND TOM HANGING OUT THE FIRST TIME AS ROOMATES. 

I VOTE THIS TO BE THE SONG FOR A MONTAGE OF LOKI AND TOM HANGING OUT THE FIRST TIME AS ROOMATES.

iliketohiddleshems:

arlenexii:

darkheartedrose:

#IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S AT A MEDIEVAL DISCO


A MEDIEVAL DISCO

#What are these lights? #What is this beat? #Please do Excuse me gentlemen…I must dance now

You guys, ALL THE AWARDS.

darkheartedrose:

bad joke Tom

I WANT TO KISS WHOEVER MADE THIS.

superficial-skull:

“Shakespeare In the Park”

http://superficial-skull.tumblr.com/

you should never leave me alone with my brain.

jillypooh:

whovian-from-whoville:

My dash is perfect.

kiss-my-assbutt:

policeboxat221b:

canon-fire:

repohorrortodd:

sherlockedsociopath99:

theinvadertrio:

ofdreamsanddoodles:

leijonion:

xenodochy:

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that-is-mahogany-bitch:

hungergameschallengeaccepted:

that-is-mahogany-bitch:

everybodylovesmahogany:

I had no success, though, so I went into the wardrobe to cry and ended up in Narnia.

I got caught by the Capitol and was hijacked.

But then came reaping day, and I became a tribute. :P beat that.

I then found out my father was Poseidon and was a demigod.

After I found out I was a demigod, I moved my wrist and found out I could bend fire. 

when out of the blue, a phone booth materialized before me and a mysterious person who called himself the doctor stepped out and invited me in

after a short adventure i learned that sburb was coming out soon, and my friends were so stoked to play with me

But I couldn’t, because today was the day I got my first pokemon

After i got my first Pokemon, i had grown weary of the subject, so i signed up for military. I was decommissioned years later and I had to share a flat with a Consulting Detective.

After a few years of this my flat mate killed himself and I discovered that I could read people out of books. Since my life was so miserable I read myself into a book called The Name of the Star and had a near death experience.

After recovering from my near death experience, I got on an aeroplane in which the captain on board looked strangely like my flat mate. We then landed and I took a road trip to Gravity Falls, Oregon. 

Interesting as Gravity Falls was, my brother and I soon realized that our father had disappeared, so we packed our salt and shotguns and set off on the road trip of a lifetime to find him.

And in the middle of our road trip, we stopped in New York, and while at a Shawarma restaurant, some tall man in a long black leather coat and an eyepatch asked us to join him in this thing called the Avengers Initiative… apparently we were considered as “master hunters” or something like that.

Who was then interrupted by my Watcher who had come to inform me that I was the chosen one who must fight vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness.

#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is fuckin’ Thor

Look how badass he is while holding that baby

 #I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night#I can imagine him using his Thor voice on her #like when she’s crying in the middle of the night #WHAT IS WRONG DAUGHTER OF MINE#DO YOU REQUIRE NOURISHMENT#WHY DOTH YOU TORMENT ME SO PRECIOUS ONE 

But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?

TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?

I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.

WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER

IF HE BE WORTHY

SHALL POSSESS

THE BLESSING OF THOR

and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”

I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.

#ohohohohohohohrhioehehehheheh i followed you in my car to make sure you paid for her dinner hehehehehehehehe #i’ll literally come into your house and kill you if you break her heart #hehehehehehee

What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.

lucleon:

owlkeeperlady:

OH MY GOD THEY’RE SO PRECIOUS

PERFECTION

Hiddles, this is the cosplay we both shall do together!!

c2ndy2c1d:

IT’S TONY THE TOASTER!!!!!!



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